Zorpon

You do not know what Zorpon is.

You must discover Zorpon

Truly understanding Zorpon shall surely put you on the road of enlightenment.

You become one with Zorpon by playing through 15 smaller games, all with an overarching theme of Zorpon to help you on your quest.  

During the course of Zorpon you may become familiar with some of the following activities. 

Experience with all of these is HIGHLY recommended before attempting to play Zorpon in its entirety.

• Sand Castle construction
• Grocery running
• Pug running
• Submarine exploration at a depth exceeding 5000 meters
• Mourning
• An active role in the Theater of the Absurd
• High-School gossiping
• Sisyphean Boulder wranglin'
• Spiders
• Zorpon Ball

Zorpon is the most ZORPON game to have ever been made.

About

Once upon a midnight dreary, a game developer slept weak and wary,

Tossing and turning as fever wrecked a frightful dream eerie;

While he nodded nearly napping suddenly there came a knocking,

Arisen towards slumbering walking stalking to an empty page.

Zorpon was scrawled and forever more.

FAQ

What is Zorpon?

Nice try.

Alright well does Zorpon cost money?

Zorpon will be free to download forever!

Help! I'm stuck!

If you really must, press "Z" on the main game menu to activate the beta ending or press "K" to get an extra key.

Want to keep up with Zorpon's Development? Feel free to follow me on itch for devlogs or twitter for W.I.P screenshots and hints!